THIS AIN'T WALL STREET WEED
Keeping it citrus over gas, Insane OG carries tradition, history, and culture from the men and women who risked it all to bring the masses weed worth smoking in the 90’s.
Not everyone can walk into a place and command complete authority, but that’s the only way El Mero enters the room, like a true boss! Don’t mess around, El Mero is heavy- handed and street tested.
Combining the disciplined, skilled flavor and craftsmanship of Kush Mintz with the alchemy & adaptability of Dosido; Kushido comes at you like a flash of the blade ready to cut you down! Part street, part strategy, all BADASS.
Subtle hints of frosted pine creep through a tropical crystalline forest of dark juicy purple leaves waiting for the perfect moment to strike! You have been warned, this one will definitely put the squeeze on you.
Hindu Phunk is a purple indica strain known for its smooth Hindu Kush flavor and heavy-headed hash-like highs! A few inhales will have you singing chants of praise with every exhale for this flavorful flower, as refreshing waves of Limonene and Linalool lift you into a state of higher being.
Take aim and fire away with this badass strain in the Insane Lineup. MAC 11 is our 11th pheno cut of the Miracle Alien Cookies that has an arsenal of creamy terps with a heady feel that will mow you down like a fully-auto.
Insane Alien Brain is a hard-hitting Indica dominant species recently discovered for its ability to rocket you into a new dimension of cerebral enjoyment and total relaxation.
HOLLAND SPACE CAKE
You don’t have to be a billionaire to take a flight into outer space. Just get your hands on a bag of Insane’s Holland Space Cake, strap on those moon boots, and get ready for lift off!
BEAM ME UP SCOTTI
We probed the depths of our ‘out of this world’ seed vault to discover these luminous green nugs filled with pinene and B-caryophyllene that will surely transport you to a whole new dimension.